Aapki sauteli mammi aapka velentain ho sakti hai

Hey! I thought you were going to be out on a date tonight. I'm surprised to see you home. Wait, what!? Your girlfriend broke up with you and left you for your best friend!? That's awful! I'm so sorry sweetie! Well if it's any consolation, your stepdad conveniently had to work late again on Valentine's Day. I don't know about him sometimes. He promised he would be home. And I did kind of think that he and I would have the house to ourselves. But hey! We can do something! So you mentioned that the other reason your girlfriend broke up with you was because you're a virgin? Well that's a stupid reason. You know...I do have an idea. Since your stepdad ditched and I'm all dressed up to surprise him...what do you think about me showing you what I was going to surprise him with? What do you think?